Black Stig is back after White Stig's identity exposed?

Following previous reports on the exposure of The Stig's identity, Top Gear have had their goofy moments by releasing reports of 'Okay, we have to admit; he is:' well, anything from Graham Hill that Top Gear says was approached by BBC 20 years before Top Gear came into existence to faking his death to make way for a secret figure and would race around tracks faster than F1 drivers in the 21st century; to Barrack Obama, where perhaps there's a secret portal underneath his oval office that allows him to escape politics and release his dissentments on Bush's policy and all the havoc left for him to fix by burning tarmac and clutches on TV.

Well, here's another to juice up things, there's a 'secret' video up on YouTube showing the Black Stig, where Top Gear says everyone thought had died when he it crashed through the hulls of HMS Invincible Aircraft Carrier at speeds of 175km/h into the sea in a Jaguar XJS in year 2003. And now, he's back, coming off from the shores off Britain, survived perhaps by breathing through his skin and following Darwinians Evolution into developing fins that helped him swim his way home, relying on planktons that seeped through his helmet.



So what will it be then? Will Ben Collins, which's identity was exposed earlier on carry on the White Stig's iconic cornering through 'Chicago' or the Black Stig's gonna put Whitey to tests by having a dual Stig run? Interesting, and all these only meant we can't wait to watch Series 13 of Top Gear. In fact, the United Nation's Security Council should make it mandatory for Top Gear to air on every single television in the world.