Ashley Simpson, the sister of the Now-not-so-famous-but-boobs-getting-ever-larger-Jessica Simpson, had given birth to her newborn baby boy with husband Pete Wentz, and given the IQ levels of American Blonde Celebrities, we should have expected something surprising, and indeed it is. Having read Jungle Book in their younger times, they must've thought New York would be some bronx jungle, and with the unfathomable desire to stick to the BMW moniker, they've squeezed all their brain juice coming up with Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yes, Mowgli as in the jungle boy in Jungle Book.We're not sure if the baby boy would grow up happy, or being destined to become BMW's spokesperson for the rest of his life. Bronx Mowgli Wentz, gosh...
