Saturday, September 20, 2008

Expression Motorsport Widebody C-Class

Imagine this scenario, you've just gotten your C200 Kompressor delivered in all black, coupled with the menacing looks and Mercedes' return to form quality build, and the all important heritage of the three pointed star brand and trying to live a happy 5 year life with it. Then nightmare strike one day when a loud V8 grumble was heard, awakening your little baby daughter that started crying, putting down your Play Station 3 controller after pausing your new GT5 Prologue, you stepped outside wandering what supercar had came into town (not even noticing your baby to exact) and saw this black M3 sedan parked idling on the car porch of your neighbor's house. Due to the proximity of the two of you and your wife's constant murmuring of the new Limited Edition Louis Vuitton the next door's wife was seen crouching in her arms - a very different LV from the one she was carrying just last week.; you start thinking at that very moment - that you'd wished you've gotten a Mazda 6 instead and have every reason to ask why your neighbor's 'BMW 318' had four exhausts poking obscenely out of the rear?

Now you'll start figuring your C200K's lease would have another 5 more horrible years to shy away from that 420hp V8, and that the following week your wife might just again come to you asking why since you've 'decided' not to get the C63 AMG, you still haven't gotten her the new new Louis Vuitton Limited Edition bag, where the neighbor had now gotten herself another one, where she's even holding it whilst hanging the washed clothes, smiling to your wife in a very Limited Editionmanner.

Now, as a man you have to do something to protect your family; something to reason to your wife and your C200K that all are not lost.

Fear not, as Expression Motorsports from Belgium had the perfect solution for you. A custom widebody kit for your Mercedes, pimping it up with the C63 bonnet with vents to cool off your 'very big and thirsty engine', and massive 22 inch wheels for the extra traction you needed everyday while cornering your way to office, flared by huge arches with air vents yet again to cool off your brakes, finishing off with a twin tip exhaust as quad pipes are too 'un-class' for drivers of the three pointed star.

All this would make a good reason for you to not get the limited edition LV for your wife as she's now convinced that both of you wouldn't need such 'materialistic approach' for a mere little pouch for lipsticks, sanitary pads and handphones. A bodykit for a better life. Ahhh now that's more like it.