Wheels Weekly caught between a tuna killing a polar bear

Have you all heard of the Butterfly Effect Theory? Where it states a butterfly flaps it's wings and created an earthquake thousands of miles away?

Apologies to the polar bears again.

Apparently one tuna from South China Sea decides to lead the school of millions of tuna to a sharp right turn and swam towards the swimming path of a great white shark, which then gave chase and finally having spotted one viable target, the shark swims with all it's might pushing itself down into hunting position and rockets up the surface to have a fatal jaw gnawing into that one fish, sending a huge splash on the sea and was quickly noticed by a shipping boat who decides to stay the night there to catch the tuna and hopefully the shark as well.

Dropped the anchors, it somehow accidentally struck a deep sea huge boulder that came tumbling downwards; damaging the undersea crude oil pipeline, resulting in a leakage and impaired one country's petroleum production, cutting off a gap in the oil supply chain heading for Western Europe.

This results in severe detrimental effect on the power grids of Europe, shutting down many Internet regional connection hubs, slowing down internet connections severely.

Wheels Weekly was caught in this chain of world events, that our updates were lagging 1,2 days behind, millions of our regular readers were already in anxiety, not being able to lay their eyes and feast upon knowing the most update news on automotive world, everywhere they go, they would go pedal to the metal, swerving out and into corners, four wheels drifts, power slides, from home to office or from office to home just for the sake of logging onto the Internet whether their daily dosage of Wheels Weekly was available, as yet.

The sudden rise in carbon emission of our readers somehow added that slightly into the atmosphere, rising the last needed 0.00000000002 degree celcius that needs to break of that teeny lump of ice over at the arctic where a polar bear happens to be sitting atop, and drifted away into the cold deep sea, the ice melted and the polar bear, sadly, drowned.

That's the reason why we hadn't been updating for the past 2 days. Ehem*